Appraisal | Resignation --(@

A newly-joined trainee engineer asks his boss "What is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss : Do you know the meaning of resignation ? Trainee : Yes, I do. Boss : So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation. Appraisal - In an appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.- During an appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even a 10% pay hike. - During an appraisal, they will deny promotion saying that you did not meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and that you had several drawbacks in reaching objective/goal. - There is a 90% chance of not getting any significant incentives after appraisal. Resignation - In a resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success. - In a resignation meeting you can easily demand ( or get more without asking ) more than 50-60% pay-hike ! - During resignation, they'll say you are the core member of the team; that you are the vision of the company, and so " How can you go ? "; you have to take the project on your shoulders and lead your juniors to success. - There is a 90% chance of getting an immediate pay-hike after you put in your resignation. Trainee : Yes, boss, good enough. Now I know what to do.When you are about to do my appraisal, I will resign.